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[the view, which seems to be of patch of grass, is jostling around, tapping as well as a muffled curse] ...probably Stark technology. [the camera jostles everywhere as the man turns it around in his hands] Wait, Stark's name isn't on it, can't be his. What Stark would miss the chance to plaster his name everywhere.

[the camera moves around some more, mostly catching glimpses of the ground and a building, the man huffs] Do you know how this works?

[a pokemon makes a negative sounding "ri" before the camera moves again, catching a glimpse of sky but then is obscured by a thumb] Yeah, me neither.

Seems to be on. [moves his thumb, a man with short, tidy, blond hair and curious blue eyes comes into view, his blue top fits perfectly to his muscles, but is otherwise unmarked] Is that the len- This is one of those video phone gadgets.

Okay, so best guess is someone can or will see this, so does anyone know what or where this place is? What century is it? Because it seems more like I slept into a few centuries this time, I mean I have my little blue companion with me, so it's not all bad, but I just want to know where I woke up this time. Because this isn't Kansas.

[feed goes black with a muttered 'oops']

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[And now he's back to fanboying.] Well, I don't like to brag but....there is a statue of me in pretty much every major city of the world now.

[hesitates, because surely he'd have noticed that, but maybe the kid is from a different point in earth history, after aliens and waking up here, anything is plausible]

That's an impressive honor. You must be really something with your powers.

[Oh, Steve. Don't feed the poor kid's ego any more, it'll die.]

You bet! I can fly, phase through solid objects, go invisible, possess people, shoot lasers, and other stuff too!

[he really just has no idea how to handle fans or deal with kids with what seems to be an over active imagination. Also, he's not keen on the possession thing]

Sounds great, kid. So... what kind of Pokemon do you have?

Well, I've got a couple of- [He's cut off as Jaws the Garchomp bites down on his upper half, making him kick his legs wildly.]

[isn't entirely certain if he just watching this kid get eaten]

Kid, hey kid, please tell me you're okay.

[Luckily for Danny, the land shark is nailed in the face with a blast of Powder Snow, causing him to drop Danny and recoil. Danny is now covered in Garchomp saliva as his shiny Frosslass attaches herself to his head and pets his hair lovingly.]

....Hey.