002 [video]

[starspangledavenger]

[Steve is sitting against a ledge, a perplexed look on his face, as a Hoppip floats around on a gentle breeze while clinging to a lock of Steve's hair to keep from blowing away (doodle), it happily chirps]

So, this Pokemon caught himself and doesn't want to be released... I guess he caught me, but is there, uh, another way to raise a Pokemon without making them fight? He's really not keen on it. Actually, he just sits there and cries.

[pebbles start getting thrown at the Hoppip by someone off camera, one hits and makes it start to cry, quite loudly. Steve gives a heavy sigh, because this is a regular occurrence since the Hoppip adopted him]

Hey, that's en-

[he turns to address whoever is throwing the pebbles and the pokegear gets closed in the process, ending the feed]

Comments

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Wow, what doctor did you go to for your humorectomy?

[starspangledavenger]

Hitler.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

...Please tell me that is amazing dark humor and not you being serious, because. That is amazing dark humor.

[starspangledavenger]

[actually isn't entirely sure himself]

I'll let you decide.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

I don't know, I like feeling like you're totally humorless.

[starspangledavenger]

Then I guess I'm telling the truth.