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[Steve is sitting in the shade of a tree wearing a normal outfit (not his uniform), he's holding an Eevee in his arms, who is softly crying, and has a Lucario sitting next to him looking rather perplexed at the Eevee. Steve looks like he's a little unsure about this]

Grace evolved earlier today, I was a bit concerned about how long it was taking, but she does things at her own pace. [the Lucario looks at Steve and nods in agreement] It was really amazing, I didn't think she'd wind up being so big. No more carrying her around, though she's already picked me up and carried me around. [he chuckles as Grace puffs her chest out proudly]

The problem is Amber hasn't stopped crying and shying away from Grace since. I was thinking she was scared of her, but no, after some charades, I figured out she's really upset because she wants to evolve too. [the Eevee heaves something that is best described as a sob, leaning away from Grace, who is trying to comfort her with some pets]

I want her to meet more of her evolutions before she decides what she wants to be. She's met a number of Espeon's, but none of the others yet. Is anyone willing to humor us and let her at least meet more of her evolutions, even if it's just through video?

Thanks. [a birds talon reaches down to push a button, ending the feed]

[video]

Date: 2013-05-01 08:41 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (all these mopes in bracelets)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
[Hey, Blake has an imagination! It's just an ugly and short-sighted one.]

Yeah, unless you've been arrested anytime lately, it's not real likely we've met.

[He can't stop trying to place it, though.]

[video]

Date: 2013-05-01 09:55 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (what the fuck did I do?)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
Well I'm not hauling anybody in for stealing a mule during the Great Depression.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-02 08:37 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
Oh yeah, there's girls around here claiming they're horses. Makes a real young-looking old guy sound sane in comparison.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-02 10:22 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (how my hair look)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
I said in comparison. You're not getting any medals for plausibility, Grandpa.

[throws up his hands] What's the difference?

[video]

Date: 2013-05-02 11:02 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (they will view you as conflicted)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
[conversationally] Of course you'd think that. You're nuts.

[But it's a low-key type, a kind of nuts you can talk to. That's better than some.]

The nearest thing to a horse I've run into back in the real world was a Mustang. Nice car. Too bad a guy got killed in it. Did a number on the upholstery.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-05 12:19 pm (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (how my hair look)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
I have a weird thing against...what is it? Oh yeah. Obvious bullshit.

[Blake believes his own eyes and his own intuition a lot more than he does some guy's word.]

Yeah, those've been around forever.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-06 09:17 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (we fuck up they give us pensions)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
That's what everybody says. Maybe you even believe it. Doesn't matter to me.

[His eyes roll] What are you used to, Model T Fords?

[video]

Date: 2013-05-06 01:58 pm (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
I was planning on it.

[Blake's vaguely heard of that.] Well, you've done your homework. But even by the standards here, "I'm really old and don't look it for no reason" is a weird shtick to choose.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-08 09:05 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (all these mopes in bracelets)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
Damn right. They can take away the real world, but nobody but nobody can screw with my head.

[Blake tilts his head and thinks about it.]

[He nods.]
Deal.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-08 01:23 pm (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (how my hair look)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
Very funny.

[It is! That's his superpower.]

Glad we understand each other.

Go ahead and punch all the Nazis you want if you can find any, but don't worry too much about all the Japanese people here. They're all pretty much over the atom bomb thing.

A couple say they're ninjas, but eh, what're you gonna do.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-11 10:42 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (all these mopes in bracelets)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
I bet. You must be the life of the sanitarium.

[got to protect your sanity somehow. Blake's technique is good old fashioned denial.]

Ninjas are supposed to be old enough to see R-rated movies without their parents, too, but that doesn't stop them.

Date: 2013-05-22 09:35 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
Well, you're cleaner and don't twitch as much as most of the crazies I've run into, so comedian or not, that puts you ahead.

They say they're ninjas. They look like normal kids to me, besides all the talk about killing people.

Date: 2013-05-27 08:53 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (they will view you as conflicted)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
You can take it however you want. It's a free country.

It doesn't sound like empty bragging. They talk about fighting wars like it's no big deal. Like it's what everybody does where they're from.

[His expression gets darker with each word.]

Yeah they're a little fucking young!

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